Darren Cooke + Thieves Guild

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Jaysin and the Jewel

A story of the downtime for Jaysin, a wayward adventuerer and part time wealth redistributor.

Taking a break

What does happen when you stop playing your #dnd character

Cannibals vs Zombies

This is a short intro to my Horror story. What do you think? Do let me know, please


I have started writing a story for Tamara, and I realized that Mule needed a little back story so here it is. This is a rough draft so do be kind


What it means to really be sleeping alone

Blog Posts

Krampus and the World

An open letter of apology to Krampus, cause I have no other way of explaining the world today.

Threadraider podcast

I review the inaugural podcast of the Threadraiders!

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Darren cooke

Location: Lake Tahoe

I write the stories that I want to read. Most of my writings have a slightly twisted if not humorous tilt to them because I have a hard time taking a lot of things seriously. There can be a bit of darkness to the humor and sometimes it is just Three Stooges/Monty Python slapstick enjoyment. A lot of the stories have an adult theme but I do try to keep as much as possible to a PG rating. Mainly due to the fact I will skip through the sex scenes in most movies if online or on a DVD so I have a harder time writing them. Enjoy! Let me know what you think and follow me on Twitter!